1. (Source: memewhore)

     

  2. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

    (via abendlichter)

     

  3. cybertwinks:

    the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

    (Source: qothqueen, via orgasmic-humor)

     
  4. tastefullyoffensive:

    "My dog hates having his picture taken." -lawsonj123

    (via alangwiggy)

     
  5. (Source: cyberho)

     
  6. sschol:

    this is from spy kids

    (Source: nasturbate, via orgasmic-humor)

     

  7. suspend:

    i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

    (via thiccthot)

     
  8. (Source: topherchris, via dutchster)

     
  9. (Source: , via zackisontumblr)

     
  10. (Source: lolgifs.net, via satanicfiesta)

     
  11. wakaflaquita:

    they both just turned 56

    I’m not saying anything but I’m just saying

    (via slapmytitties)

     
  12. pedromirfilho:

    WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

    (via dutchster)

     
  13. qorter:

    So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
  14. (via edating)

     

  15. wwolfparty:

    when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)